04/14/15
Dear
Uterus:
So
what’s up with this being in sync with your friends? No other body
part is friends with other body’s body parts to the extent of functioning on
the same schedule together. Do you call each other? Do you take selfies and
send them to one another? Do you send emails to arrange contests to see who inflicts
the most horrible menstrual cycle on The Body?
Seriously,
what’s the deal? It’s not like the Kidneys or the Liver are in cahoots with
outside kidneys and livers. It’s not like the Digestive Tract schedules bowel
movements with their friends. What makes you so special?
Let
me in on it.
Best,
The
Brain
CEO,
The Body
Manager
of Emotions
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