Wednesday, April 15, 2015


Dear Uterus,
List #2 Of Things That Are Your Fault Entirely:
  • Unwanted, left field sexual attraction based solely on human reproduction. You and your kind are partially to blame for embarrassing walks of shame and “What was I even thinking?” 
  • Water-weight gain due to PMS and ovulation. Rude.
  • Actual weight gain due to menstrual cravings, pregnancy cravings, and lazing around because you won’t let us move. I’m sure that as a result of the cravings, world hunger is also your fault.

I hope you’re keeping track.

The Brain
CEO, The Body
Manager of Emotions

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