04/08/15

Some Haiku:

Dear Uterus: I

Hope You Can Hear Me Clearly

When I Say “Fuck You.”

Dear Uterus: Please

Chill Out. There Will Be No Kid

Inside You Today.

Dear Uterus: Lets

Call A Truce. I Just Can Not

Handle You Today.

Dear Uterus: Would

You Mind Terribly If I

Had An Orgasm?

Dear Uterus: You

Are The Biggest Cock Blocker.

Period...Get It?

Dear Uterus: You

Ruiner Of Panties. You

Murderer Of Sheets.