Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Some Haiku:

Dear Uterus: I
Hope You Can Hear Me Clearly
When I Say “Fuck You.”

Dear Uterus: Please
Chill Out. There Will Be No Kid
Inside You Today.

Dear Uterus: Lets
Call A Truce. I Just Can Not
Handle You Today.

Dear Uterus: Would
You Mind Terribly If I
Had An Orgasm?

Dear Uterus: You
Are The Biggest Cock Blocker.
Period...Get It?

Dear Uterus: You
Ruiner Of Panties. You
Murderer Of Sheets.

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