Monday, October 15, 2012
Saturday, August 4, 2012
Friday, July 13, 2012
If you had left your uterus to its own devices, however, you wouldn't have had to worry about the tampon string, at least. I can see it now: my uterus would have gone to Morocco. It would have eaten good food, gone to the beaches of Essaouira or Tangier. Baked in the sun or roamed the streets, drunk from wine and dazed by hookah smoke. It would be completely unaware that I was also having the time of my life without it. The uterus wouldn't miss me. I think I might miss it, though.
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
I think it would be a great idea if you took a vacation. Not that the rest of the body is sick of you or anything, but you really aren’t doing anything down there. If you went away on a trip to, say, Barbados, and came back if/when you receive word that you are needed, I really don’t see that as a problem. Just think of how refreshing that would be! I am not suggesting that you never come back, as that would be troubling. But who doesn’t need a little sand in their fallopian tubes every now and again, right?
Think about it.
CEO, The Body
Manager of Emotions
2.) And This Hilarious Uterus Comic by Matt Bors, who I am currently having wet dreams about:
Thanks to the Fantastical and Magical Marc-Anthony Macon aka The Fish Milk !!!