1.) A letter to my uterus, of course:
I think it would be a great idea if you took a
vacation. Not that the rest of the body is sick of you or anything, but
you really aren’t doing anything down there. If you went away on a trip
to, say, Barbados, and came back if/when you receive word that you are
needed, I really don’t see that as a problem. Just think of how
refreshing that would be! I am not suggesting that you never come back,
as that would be troubling. But who doesn’t need a little sand in their
fallopian tubes every now and again, right?
Think about it.
CEO, The Body
Manager of Emotions
2.) And This Hilarious Uterus Comic by Matt Bors, who I am currently having wet dreams about:
Thanks to the Fantastical and Magical Marc-Anthony Macon aka The Fish Milk !!!