04/17/15

Dear Uterus,

Did you file your taxes? I'm just sending you a reminder because you're always late. You need to get that done so that Uncle Sam can keep tabs on you and keep you in line (as if you need any more restrictions from the government...). Also, I was going to suggest that you try to write off expenses for things like tampons, maxi pads and Ibuprofen. Those things are pricy tools and resources that you use for your job.

By the way, after reviewing my taxes this year, I was wondering if I should claim you as a dependent. It just seems like that could be an option.

Best,

The Brain
CEO, The Body
Manager of Emotions