Uterus Time

04/13/15

Dear Uterus,

Are you there? I feel like you’re ignoring your duties.  Your sudden quietness is disconcerting. When is the last time you ovulated? Why are you late all of the time now? Would it kill you to be on time for once?

We don’t all run on Uterus Time. Please re-adjust your schedule and stick to it.

Sincerely,

The Brain

CEO, The Body

Manager of Emotions