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Dear Uterus postcards were selected to be included in the new GrrlBox period subscription service. Among the products featured in the box are new panties, candies, chocolates, feminine hygiene products and Dear Uterus postcards! Fun times! Y'all should totally get on this subscription service and get some much needed goodies to help you combat your uterus' favorite time of the month!

Thanks to Meg Ross for including us!

Also, check out this neat review here! The reactions to the Dear Uterus postcards are adorable!

Dear Uterus: I
Fear Your River of Sorrows
Drowning Me Slowly.

Self Destructive

04/18/15

Dear Uterus,

I see that you're pretty hard on the body but you're also self destructive. It's not worth it. You don't have to grow cysts, tumors and fibroids just because you're frustrated.

We're here for you.

Sincerely,

The Brain
CEO, The Body
Manager of Emotions

04/17/15

Dear Uterus,

Did you file your taxes? I'm just sending you a reminder because you're always late. You need to get that done so that Uncle Sam can keep tabs on you and keep you in line (as if you need any more restrictions from the government...). Also, I was going to suggest that you try to write off expenses for things like tampons, maxi pads and Ibuprofen. Those things are pricy tools and resources that you use for your job.

By the way, after reviewing my taxes this year, I was wondering if I should claim you as a dependent. It just seems like that could be an option.

Best,

The Brain
CEO, The Body
Manager of Emotions

Dear Uterus Haiku Second Addition

04/16/15

Dear Uterus, I

Have Decided To Wear White

Pants. Be Nice Today.

Dear Uterus, We

Are Protesting You Today.

We All Hold Grudges.

Dear Uterus, Get

Out Of My Abdomen And

Take A Vacation.

My Uterus Is

All About That Base About

That Base…No Treble.

04/15/15

Dear Uterus,

List #2 Of Things That Are Your Fault Entirely:

• Unwanted, left field sexual attraction based solely on human reproduction. You and your kind are partially to blame for embarrassing walks of shame and “What was I even thinking?” 

• Water-weight gain due to PMS and ovulation. Rude.

• Actual weight gain due to menstrual cravings, pregnancy cravings, and lazing around because you won’t let us move. I’m sure that as a result of the cravings, world hunger is also your fault.

I hope you’re keeping track.

Best,

The Brain

CEO, The Body

Manager of Emotions